- Ryan: Hey you're in the band now...
- Ryan: And this is crazy...
- Ryan: But this part has bells, Jon....
- Ryan: SO FUCKING PLAY THEM.
Posted 5 days ago
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Posted 1 week ago
This can’t be a good idea…
Got back on Tumblr the night before all of my finals… I’m so screwed.
Posted 1 week ago
Even now, his sanity is wearing thin. It has been four and a half months, Sherlock. How much longer do you think his ordinary mind will be able to endure your lie? MH
Stop it. SH
Do not ever refer to John as ‘ordinary’ again. SH
Posted 1 week ago
- Lori: I'm not that pretty
- Erin: I think you're pretty
- Erin: Shannon thinks you're pretty
- Erin: Nina thinks you're pretty
- Erin: Brenna thinks you're pretty
- Erin: Scarlett Johansson thinks you're pretty
- Lori: She does?! I'd be a lesbian for her and I don't even like chicks
- Erin: everyone would
- Erin: she's THE exception
- Lori: she's not fair and I hate her
- Lori: I HATE her that gorgeous bitch
- Lori: kinda like how I hate ryro for being skinny and beautiful
- Lori: and more of a woman than I'll ever be... and more of a man than I'll ever get
- Erin: and how we hate Benedict Cumberbatch for being sexy and unpronounceable
Posted 1 week ago
i was wondering how my dad became a fan of b. cumberbatch, so i asked...
- me: dad, how are you familiar with benedict cumberbatch?
- he: we slept together.
- me:
- he:
- me: really?
- he: no. he's a really good actor. but i would. sleep with him, i mean.
Posted 1 month ago
